One brief respite from the cacophonous maelstrom of impunitious happenitutes…a single moment to catch half a breath…and back into the fray.
Scottish-Irish-Canadian Elf you ask? Scottish blood, born on St. Patrick's day in Canada and, here's the kicker, last name: Elves. So what do I bleed? Blue-white, red-white, and, of course, green beer.